January 2011
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“It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.”
—Hunter S. Thompson
(1939 - 2005)
(1939 - 2005)
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Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF) Buy a falconer’s... →
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HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
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LA Times: Michael Vick deserves a dog. Or does he? →
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Michael Vick does not deserve a dog - he deserves to be torn limb-by-limb by dogs.